Elvis Presley

Also known as Sir Swivel Hips, Hillbilly Sinatra, Wiggle Hips, Whirling Dervish of Sex, and most famously, The King. Elvis Presley was born on January 8th, 1935. He lived for 42 years. In that short time, he managed to change the world. At first, he was hated by the media and damned by all those conservative creeps. But what nobody knew was coming, is the fact that he would sway his hips into the lives of screaming fangirls everywhere. Pun completely intended. It was that man’s voice alone that made girls’ panties twist in ferocity.

He definitely made my panties get in a bunch! There’s something about his half-smirked smile, low-booming voice, and baby blue eyes that makes my heart melt. Every year around the holiday seasons, it’s a tradition to listen to Christmas music while putting up a tree. This year, one of those CDs happened to be an Elvis Presley Christmas collection. As soon as I clicked the play button, his crooning began melting into my veins like the way warm fudge melts in your mouth.

I’ve always been infatuated with the legendary King of Rock and Roll, but never before has my passion for the actor, musician, and all-around stud ever been so intense! I swear I’m not a middle aged woman trying to relive her adolesence idolizing of the man, but I’m a geuine fan of today. I am proof that Elvis can still catch a girl’s breath thirty years after his death.